3.09.2008

Number One Reason I Suck at Life

Dear Carrie,

Please stop assuming that no one knows what you're talking about. You are not the queen of trivia and pop culture. Billy Joel, for example, is one of the most popular singer/songwriters of our time, so please do not talk to me like I'm three and spoon feed me thinly veiled references to his songs. I have his Greatest Hits CD too. Also, who hasn't watched, Scooby-Doo? I know who Hanna-Barbera are, and I know what cartoons they were responsible for. What's that, you say? The Flintstones was inspired by The Honeymooners? Gee, I had no idea, because I've spent my life under a rock.

In the future, if I don't understand some not-so-clever little pop culture reference in one of your stupid blogs, I'll ask. Stop treating me like I'm a moron. It's insulting, and it makes you look stupid.

Thanks,
Your Jiminy Cricket-Like Alter-Ego

2 comments:

Lo said...

I for one am a Billy Joel lover, but I still didn't get the reference. I dunno. Just wanted to put that out there, for whatever it's worth.

And how do I put you on my must-reads list? Blogspot doesn't seem to be very friend-linkage friendly. Ahhh.

Josie said...

This is plagiarism
Love,
The Breaker of ...